That's right. I'm no trendy bi slut, though. I don't just make out with my girlfriends after having a few fruity cocktails. We genuinely enjoy one another's sexual energy. Plus, we've been known to turn to each other during drought periods LOL.
Most times, we're content with going out together and hunting for hotties.
My BFF Kayla loves using the men we pick up together. We've been known to partake in some steamy threesomes when faced with delicious, beefy cock.
Of course, we end up with our fair share of small penises. Once we tied up some loser we met a relatively upscale bar in L.A. We saw his car and new he made bank and that's attractive to us!
We told him that if he went to the ATM and withdrew his limit (ended up being 600), we'd both fuck him.
Of COURSE that wasn't happening. Especially after we peeped that midget member he was packing. No way, LOSER! I got a straw with a penis on it at a bachelorette party once. That STRAW was bigger than this loser's DICK! Hilarious! We took that loser's money and ran.
My babygirl Kayla and I would give you the same treatment if you ever tried to step to us, shrimp. You wanna get crushed under our stilettos?
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